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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: David Wright who wrote (24365)	8/12/2002 10:38:58 AM
From: Barney	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62551

There was a blonde driving down the center of the road at 100 mph. A police officer pulled her over to the side of the road. When she had stopped, the officer asked, "License and Registration, please." "Fine. It's okay, Officer, I have a special license that allows me to do this," she said smiling. "Sure, lady!" The officer replied, "I've never heard of such a license." To which the driver reached into her purse and handed him her license. Astonished, the Officer said, "Just as I suspected. This is an ordinary license, I see nothing here that would allow you special consideration." She pointed to the bottom of the license, "See? It says so right here: 'Tear Along The Dotted Line'."