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To: sandintoes who wrote (24370)	8/13/2002 8:20:49 AM
From: Paul Hammon	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62552

A GIRL'S PRAYER: Lord, Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who's loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "How big's my behind?" One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin, In the hall, the garden and kitchen! I pray that this man will love me to no end, And never attempt to hit on my friend. And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the creep you sent me instead. Amen A BOY'S PRAYER: Lord, I pray for a nympho with big boobs who owns a liquor store.... and a boat. Amen