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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (24423)	8/15/2002 9:18:21 PM
From: Ian@SI	Respond to of 62550

When the driver of a huge tractor trailer lost control of his rig, he plowed into an empty tollbooth and smashed it to pieces. He climbed down from the wreckage. Within a matter of minutes, another truck pulled up and unloaded a crew of workers. The men picked up each broken piece of the former tollbooth and spread some kind of creamy substance on it. Then they began fitting the pieces together. In less than a half hour, they had the entire tollbooth reconstructed and good as new. "Astonishing!" the truck driver said to the crew chief. "What was that white stuff you used to get all of the pieces together?" The crew chief said, "Oh, that was tollgate booth paste."

To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (24423)	8/15/2002 11:05:20 PM
From: sandintoes	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62550

EXPRESSIONS FOR WOMEN ON HIGH STRESS DAYS 1.. You - Off my planet. 2.. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we? 3.. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. 4.. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. 5.. And your crybaby whiny opinion would be? 6.. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years. 7.. Allow me to introduce my selves. 8.. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. 9.. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. 10.. I'm just working here until a good fast-food job opens up. 11.. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. 12.. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren't sleeping. 13.. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one. 14.. How many times do I have to flush before you go away? 15.. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong? 16.. You say I'm a witch like it's a bad thing. 17.. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2? 18.. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? 19.. Chaos, panic, and disorder - my job is done here. 20.. Earth is full. Go home. 21.. Is it time for your medication or mine? 22.. How do I set a laser printer to stun? 23.. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.