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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: sandintoes who wrote (24426)	8/16/2002 11:15:36 AM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62551

Students and Pros... A Graduate Nurse thinks people respect Nurses. An experienced nurse knows everybody blames everything on the nurse. A Graduate Nurse looks for blood on a bandage hoping they will get to change it. An experienced nurse knows a little blood never hurt anybody. A Graduate Nurse looks for a chance "to work with the family" An experienced nurse avoids the family. A Graduate Nurse expects meds and supplies to be delivered on time. An experienced nurse never expects them to be delivered... A Graduate Nurse will spend days bladder training an incontinent patient. An experienced nurse will insert a Foley catheter. A Graduate Nurse always answers their phone. An experienced nurse checks their caller ID before answering the phone. A Graduate Nurse thinks psych patients are interesting. An experienced nurse thinks psych patients are crazy.