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To: Tony McFadden who wrote (24447)	8/18/2002 12:31:08 PM
From: sandintoes	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62552

Top Ten Reasons to Date an Engineer 10. The world DOES revolve around us… we pick the coordinate system. 9. Find out what those other buttons on your calculator do 8. We know how to handle "stress" and "strain" in relationships. 7. Parents will approve. 6. Help with your math homework 5. Can calculate head pressure 4. Looks good on a resume 3. Free body diagrams 2. High starting salary. 1. Lifetime supply of 'Dilbert' Calendars. Top Ten Reasons NOT to Date an Engineer 10. T-shirt and jeans are formal dress 9. Considers "Posting to the Internet" a social life 8. Flames like a monster and speaks like a pussy cat 7. Works from 6:30 A.M. until 7:30 P.M. daily, no morning kiss, no evening walk 6. No matter how hard you cry or how loud you yell, just sits there calmly discussing your emotion in terms of mathematical logic 5. Listens from everything from Bach to Prince, but hates Classic Rock 4. A Twinkie and a 6-pack of Jolt is considered to be a seven course meal. 3. TIA (Talks In Acronyms) 2. Can't leave that @&%!* pencil off the ear for more than a minute 1. Will file for divorce if you call in the middle of de-bugging their C-code.