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To: sandintoes who wrote (24599)	8/28/2002 11:54:05 AM
From: Guardian	Respond to of 62592

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on a computer. They had been going at it for days and God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally, God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test which will take two hours, and I will judge who does the better job." So Jesus and Satan sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent e-mail. They sent e-mail with attachments. They downloaded. They did some genealogy reports. They did every known job. But, ten minutes before the time was up lightning suddenly flashed, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the electricity went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally came back on, and each of them started their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming, "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!" Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all his files from the past two hours. Satan observed this and became more irate. "Wait! He cheated! How did he do it????????!! ! ! ! ! ! ! " God shrugged and said, "Jesus Saves."