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To: The Rabbit who wrote (24602)	8/28/2002 6:47:25 PM
From: John Carragher	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62554

Bill Clinton was on his way to Japan for a speaking engagement and was seated next to Jerry Falwell. After the plane was airborne, a flight attendant came around for drink orders. Clinton asked for a whiskey and soda, which was mixed and placed before him. The attendant than asked the Reverend Mr. Falwell if he would care for a drink. The minister replied in disgust, "Ma'am, I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore than let liquor touch these lips." Clinton then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't know there was a choice. I'll have the same thing he's having."