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To: ild who wrote (24627)	8/30/2002 1:11:24 PM
From: ild	Respond to of 62581

Men's Rules for the Fairer Sex: Part 1 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. 2. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are special days, but not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again! 3. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it. 4. Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, and golf shots. 5. Sunday=Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 6. Shopping is NOT a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way. It will never make an Olympic event (although we could be wrong on that, the way they instituted women's hockey & wrestling) 7. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really. 8. Crying is blackmail. 9. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say it! A Word Women Use: FIVE MINUTES This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so I feel that it's an even trade.