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To: Poet who wrote (1088)	9/25/2002 11:05:27 AM
From: Neocon	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 7689

Yes, that sounds excellent. Did you ever have a toasted bagel and cream cheese with apple butter?

To: Poet who wrote (1088)	9/25/2002 12:03:14 PM
From: Original Mad Dog	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 7689

It has come to my attention that several guests have expressed concern about the richness of the diet followed by the host and regular visitors to the house. I have taken the following steps to alleviate these concerns. 1. The latest in exercise equipment has been installed in the room downstairs next to the TV room and bar (just to the left of the wine cellar). The room has floor to ceiling windows looking out over the lake, and there are several TV monitors for those who wish to watch the latest reality programming while sweating off their last or next meal. 2. A fitness trainer, Tiffany, will be available from 11 am to 8 pm Monday through Saturday. Those who want a fitness trainer before those hours are getting up too early and are advised to start sleeping in or spending more time eating a larger breakfast. Please stop by and say hello to Tiffany -- she's the one in the black Spandex. 3. A cardiologist has agreed to stop by to do weekly screenings for those concerned about heart disease. Angioplasty services will be available monthly. 4. This week's butter order will continue at 400 sticks, since we ran through last week's supply before the week was out. 5. After due consideration, the policy against low-fat, no-fat and "lite" foods and beers will remain in place. You are welcome to bring your own, however. With these steps, I hope that all guests will live a long and comfortable life of gluttony. Good day.