Silicon Investor (SI) -- The First Internet Community

STOCKTALK

We've detected that you're using an ad content blocking browser plug-in or feature. Ads provide a critical source of revenue to the continued operation of Silicon Investor. We ask that you disable ad blocking while on Silicon Investor in the best interests of our community. If you are not using an ad blocker but are still receiving this message, make sure your browser's tracking protection is set to the 'standard' level.

Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (25044)	10/4/2002 5:39:30 AM
From: sandintoes	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 62554

LOL What's that song, Get out of my dreams, get into my car?! Our Favorite Oxymoras open secret larger half clearly confused act naturally alone together Hell's Angels found missing liquid gas civil engineer deafening silence seriously funny living dead Microsoft Works military intelligence old news Advanced BASIC tragic comedy unbiased opinion virtual reality definite maybe original copies pretty ugly same difference plastic glasses almost exactly constant variable even odds minor crisis extinct life genuine imitation exact estimate only choice freezer burn free love working holiday rolling stop

To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (25044)	10/4/2002 5:49:30 AM
From: sandintoes	Respond to of 62554

But wait, there's more! A 12-Ounce Pound Cake Accurate Horoscope Act Naturally Adult Children Advanced BASIC African American (Italian American, Polish American, etc.) Agree to Disagree Airline Food Almost Done Almost Ready Alone Together Anarchy Rules! Anxious Patient Artificial Intelligence Assistant Supervisor Authentic Reproduction Awfully Good Awfully Nice Baby Grand Bad Health Bad Luck Bad Sex Bad Sport Ball Club Benign Tumor Black Gold (slang for crude oil) Black Light Black Russian Big Baby Birthday Suit Bitter Sweet Books on Tape Buffalo Wings Business Ethics Butt Head Casual Dress Catfish Civil War Classic Rock Clean Litter Clearly Misunderstood Clever Fool Close Distance Cold Fever, Cold Sweat Comedic Tragedy Commercial Art Computer Jock Congressional Ethics Conscious Sedation (hospital term) Constant Change, Constant Variable Creation Science Criminal Justice Crisis Management Critical Acclaim Cruel to be Kind Current History Dark Star Deafening Silence Death Benefits Definite Maybe Devout Atheist Diet Ice Cream Dodge Ram Doing Nothing Domestic Violence Double Solitaire Down Escalator Dry Ice Dry Lake Dull Knife Educational TV Elementary Calculus Elevated Subway Evaporated Milk Even Odds Exact Estimate Executive Assistant Express Bus Extended Limits Extinct Life Extra Time Family Vacation Fatally Injured First Annual Foreign National Forward Lateral (football term) Found Missing Freezer Burn Fresh Frozen Fresh Smelt Friendly Argument Friendly Fire Front End Functional Illiterate Fuzzy Logic Gentleman Bandit Gentleman's Club Gentle Turbulance Girly Man Global Village Good Cigar Good Grief Gourmet Pizza Government Organization Government Intelligence Government Worker Graduate Student Graphic Language Greater Cleveland Greater Evil Growing Smaller Guest Host Half Full (or Half Empty) Hard Curve Hard Liquor Hard Pillow Hard Roll Hard Water Haitian former President-for-life Jean-Claude Duvalier Head Butt Healthy Dose Heavy Gas Hermitage (where multiple hermits live) Hell's Angels Higher Ground High-Speed Computer Holistic Healing Hollow Point Holy War Homeopathic Medicine Honest Crook Hopelessly Optimistic Horse Fly Hot Chili Hot Ice Ice Water Idiot Savant Independent Financial Advisor Industrial Park Inexpensive Car Instant Classic Invisible Ink Irate Patient Jumbo Shrimp Junk Food Lamp Shade Last Initial Lean Pork Least Favorite Legal Brief Legally Drunk Light Heavyweight Limited Lifetime Guarantee Liquid Gas Little Giant Live Recording Living Dead Long Shorts Loud Whisper "Love to Hate" Low Altitude Man Child Mandatory Option Melted Ice Mercy Killing Metal Wood (golf club) Microsoft Works Mild Abrasive Military Intelligence Minor Disaster Miracle Drug Mobile Station Mournful Optimism Moving Target Mutual Differences Natural Makeup Near Miss Necessary Evil Negative Growth (economic recession) "New Antiques arriving daily!" New Classic New Tradition Night Light Non-dairy Creamer Non-denominational Church Non-stop Flight "Now, then" Old News Only Choice Open Secret Organized Mess Original Copy Paid Volunteer Partially Complete Passive Agression Peace Force Perfect Idiot Perfectly Awful Pet Fish Pianoforte Plastic Glasses Plastic Silverware Political Science Postal Service Press Release Pretty Ugly Public Opinion (opinions are unique) Pure Evil Random Logic Rap Artist Rap Music, Military Music Rarely Done Reagan Democrat Recent History Red Licorice Relaxation Exercise Religious Tolerance Resident Alien Restless Sleep Retired Worker Rolling Stop Rogue Cop Rush Hour RV Resort Same Difference Sanitary Landfill Sanitary Napkin Science Fiction Second Best Serious Clown Short Distance Silent Alarm Silent Scream Single Diversity (a type of wireless microphone) Singular Relationship Sit Up Slumber Party Small Crowd Social Outcast Social Science Soft Rock Solo Concert Speed Limit Stand Down Stop Action (w/thanks to John Sweeney) Structured C Program Student Teacher Suicide Victim Sure Bet Sweet Sorrow Synthetic natural gas Talk Show Terribly Nice Terribly Pleased Terrific Headache Tight Slacks Toll Free Tough Love Traffic Flow Tragic Comedy Unacceptable Solution Unbiased Opinion Uninvited Guest United Independant (a real taxi company in Los Angeles) United Nations Unknown Identity Useful Oxymoron Vacation Bible School Victimless Crime Wake (you wake up, yet at a wake you're dead) War Games White Chocolate White Lie Wicked Good Work Party Working Vacation