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To: Arthur Radley who wrote (25079)	10/5/2002 10:43:30 AM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

IF GOD WERE A WOMAN If God were a woman... Sex would smell like chocolate. Farts would smell like roses. Dogs would smell spring fresh. Babies would come from vending machines. All women would have the same size breasts. There would be no cellulite. Every food on the planet would be FAT FREE. Men would be born with an "OFF" switch. All menstrual cycles would be replaced with a 5-8 day vacation in Hawaii! Men would inherit the menstrual cycle. Men would have a built-in lie detector on forehead for instant verification of truth. Men would be intelligent enough to tell the difference between six inches and three inches.