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To: Lazarus_Long who wrote (25098)	10/7/2002 2:51:21 PM
From: Original Mad Dog	Respond to of 62558

I thought it was very touching and wise. ;-) OJ: Hillary is lying in bed wide-eyed one night, and starts poking Bill in the back. "Wake up," she says." Bill just turns over and groans. Again, she pokes him the back and says, "Bill, wake up!" "What do you want?" he grunts in a sleepy voice. "I'm going to the bathroom," she says. "You woke me up just to tell me your going to the bathroom?" "No," Hillary says. "I want you to save my place."

To: Lazarus_Long who wrote (25098)	10/7/2002 6:20:13 PM
From: GROUND ZERO™	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

A guy went into a store and told the clerk, "I'd like some Polish sausage." "Are you Polish?" asked the clerk. "Well, yes I am." The guy was clearly offended. He went on. "But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?" "Well, no," politely replied the clerk. "Well, all right then," the guy insisted with deep self-righteous indignation, "so why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage?" "Because this is Home Depot," gently explained the clerk. GZ