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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Barney who wrote (25189)	10/18/2002 12:00:54 AM
From: Tomato	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62567

Children's book titles that never made it 1. The boy who died from eating all his vegetables 2. Hammers, screwdrivers, and scissors: an I-can-do book 3. The kid's guide to hitchhiking 4. Kathy was so bad her mom stopped loving her 5. Curious George and the high-voltage fence 6. All cats go to hell 7. The little sissy who snitched 8. Some kittens can fly 9. That's it, I'm putting you up for adoption 10. Grandpa gets a casket 11. The magic world inside the abandonded refrigerator 12. Garfield gets feline leukemia 13. The pop-up book of human anatomy 14. Strangers have the best candy 15. Whining, kicking and crying to get your way 16. You were an accident 17. Things rich kids have but you never will 18. Pop! goes the hamster... and other great microwave games 19. The man in the moon is actually Satan 20. Your nightmares are real 21. Where would you like to be buried? 22. Eggs, toilet paper and your school 23. Why can't Mr Fork and Mrs Electrical Outlet be friends? 24. Places where mummy and daddy hide neat things 25. Daddy drinks because you cry 26. Fun four-letter words to know and share 27. You are different and that's bad