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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Rainy_Day_Woman who wrote (25232)	10/22/2002 1:00:06 PM
From: Tomato	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62558

How about not annoying everyone who comes here for jokes? OJ: What's the difference between a chorus line and and the high wire act at the circus? One's a show of cunning stunts.

To: Rainy_Day_Woman who wrote (25232)	10/24/2002 7:19:46 PM
From: Poet	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

I thought this one was cute: Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, "Now don't get mad at me...I know we've been friends for a long time...but I just can't think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is. Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, "How soon do you need to know?