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To: Barney who wrote (25243)	10/23/2002 11:00:33 AM
From: arnold silver	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

> An 80 year old man went to the doctor for a checkup and the doctor was > amazed at what good shape the guy was in. The doctor asked, "To what do > you attribute your good health?" > The old timer said, "I'm a golfer and that's why I'm in such good > shape. I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the > fairways." > The doctor said, "Well, I'm sure that helps, but there's got to > be more to it. How old was your dad when he died?" The old timer said, > "Who said my dad's dead?" > The doctor said, "You mean you're 80 years old and your dad's > still alive? How old is he?" > The old timer said, "He's 100 years old and, in fact, he golfed > with me this morning, and that's why he's still alive... he's a golfer." > > The doctor said, "Well, that's great, but I'm sure there's more > to it. How about your dad's dad? How old was he when he died?" > The old timer said, "Who said my grandpa's dead?" > The doctor said, "You mean you're 80 years old and your > grandfather's still living! How old is he?" > The old timer said, "He's 118 years old." > The doctor was getting frustrated at this point and said, "I > guess he went golfing with you this morning too?" > The old timer said, "No... Grandpa couldn't go this morning > because he got married." > The Doctor said in amazement, "Got married!! Why would a > 118-year-old guy want to get married?" > The old timer said, "Who said he wanted to?" >