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To: Lazarus_Long who wrote (3032)10/25/2002 10:43:45 AM
From: Original Mad Dog  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 7689
 
Why not government-funded nudist clubs?

That's a splendid idea. I'll even volunteer to write the copy for one of your ads:

Hello, I'm Lazarus Long, and I'm your candidate to unseat Dianne Feinstein and become the Senator for all Californians. My platform is simple: Drop bombs on the Arabs, build more roads, execute half the prison population to make room in the prisons for more riffraff, and a government funded nudist club in every town.

All of us are born naked. It's one of the few things we have in common. I believe that our government should assist us in uniting behind this common thread that weaves together our existence.

Vote naked. Vote Laz!


<voiceover: Paid for by naked citizens for Lazarus Long>