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To: Barney who wrote (25271)	10/28/2002 12:28:32 PM
From: Barney	Respond to of 62558

Mideast Crisis Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now . . No beer No booze No bars No television No cheerleaders No baseball No football No basketball No hockey No golf Soccer only, and all the time No tailgate parties No hooters No pork BBQ No hot dogs No burgers No lobster, shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks Rags for clothes and towels for hats Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's sick and there are no doctors Constant wailing from the guy in the tower No chocolate chip cookies No Christmas You can't shave Your wife can't shave You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times Your bride is picked by someone else She smells just like your donkey But your donkey has a better disposition Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better! No mystery here .