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To: sandintoes who wrote (25276)	10/28/2002 10:28:09 PM
From: sandintoes	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62554

The owner of this drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall and asks the clerk "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" The clerk goes "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative." The owner goes "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives!" The clerk goes "Of course you can! Look at him; he's afraid to cough!"

To: sandintoes who wrote (25276)	10/29/2002 1:50:17 AM
From: Karen Lawrence	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62554

Q: How can you use a lighthouse, rose trellis, windstorm, dune, and Halloween costume to create something tasty? A: Make a beacon, lattice, and tornado sand witch. Q: Why didn't the Invisible Man get invited to the Halloween party? A: They knew he wouldn't show up. Q: Why don't witches have babies? A: Their husbands have hollow weenies Q: Why did the vampire get fired from the blood bank? A: He was caught drinking on the job! Q: Why do ghosts have so much trouble dating? A: Women can see right through them! Q: What do ghosts drive? A: Boo-icks Q: Where do skeletons go to swim? A: The Dead Sea! Q: What do you get when you cross a werewolf with a drip-dry suit? A: A wash-and-werewolf! Q: What did the boy monster do when the girl monster rolled her eyes at him? A: He picked them up and rolled them back to her!