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To: Barney who wrote (25300)10/30/2002 9:38:53 AM
From: Barney  Respond to of 62592
 
My eight-year-old son informed us that part of his tooth had come out.

We checked and, sure enough, a piece had broken off. Trying to lighten the moment, I asked my wife, the paralegal, "What do you suppose the tooth fairy gives for half a tooth?"

"Nothing," she replied. "She wants the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth."



To: Barney who wrote (25300)11/6/2002 3:34:51 AM
From: Scrapps  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62592
 
A trucker goes into a cathouse in Nevada. He puts down two hundred bucks and asks for the ugliest...stinky, fat, nasty hooker they have. He says, make sure she has a big bag of balony. The madame says, with that much money you can have anyone of our best girls. No no he says bring me your big fat, ugly, stinky babe now. But sir says the madame. NO BUTS ABOUT IT! Yells the trucker. You mam don't understand...I'm Homesick!


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