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To: Doug Coughlan who wrote (25488)	11/12/2002 11:12:42 AM
From: Doug Coughlan	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every summer in Miami for a vacation. When one of the fleas arrived in Miami last year, he was shivering and shaking. The other flea asked him, " Why are you shaking so badly?" The first flea said, "I rode down here from New Jersey in the mustache of a guy on a motorcycle." The other flea responded saying, " That's the worst way to travel. Try what I do. Go to the New Jersey airport bar. Have a few drinks. While you are there, look for a nice stewardess. Crawl up her leg and nestle in where its warm and cozy. Its the best way to travel that I can think of." The first flea thanked the second flea and said he would give it a try next summer. A year goes by.....When the first flea shows up in Miami he is shivering and shaking again. The second flea says, "Didn't you try what I told you?" "Yes," says the first flea, "I did exactly as you said. I went to the New Jersey airport bar. I had a few drinks. Finally, this nice young stewardess came in. I crawled right up to her warm cozy spot. It was so nice and warm that I fell asleep. When I woke up, I couldn't believe it! I was back in the mustache of a guy on a motorcycle