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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Letmebe Frank who wrote (25559)	11/18/2002 11:47:22 PM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

A man went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, I've got a problem, but if you're going to treat it, first you've got to promise not to laugh. "Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," the man said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest penis the doctor has ever seen. Unable to control himself, the doctor fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure. "I'm so sorry," he said. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?" "It's swollen."

To: Letmebe Frank who wrote (25559)	11/19/2002 1:03:20 AM
From: Tomato	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

I used to have a humor file that had that envelope thing in it, but I can't find the damn thing... I just tried cutting an envelope up...I couldn't do it correctly off hand, but I do recall that you cut about 3/4 of an inch off the bottom (when help with the narrow end held vertically) but leave the last top inch or so nearest the sealed part uncut. The top, I think, is cut so it looks like a halo or a priest's collar when you pull it apart. The story, as I recall, concerns a priest who visits a particular whore at a brothel. She knows he's a priest. He goes regularly, but this particular time he goes and his regular girl isn't there. The madam asks if she can get him another girl but he says no. The madam asks him if he can tell the girl who he is. He says he can't but gives her the cut envelope in question and says, "I can't tell you my name, but if you give her this, she'll know who I am." Hope that helps...let me know if you figure out how to cut the other end correctly...I'll play with a couple more envelopes and try to get it right myself. Ah- got it: ____________________ l l l______________ 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1______________ 1 1 1================= The ==== is the bottom of the envelope The _________are the cuts You also slit the center of the envleope on the left side where the 1's are Pull it apart and you have a halo and a hard on.