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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (25697)	12/2/2002 5:02:47 AM
From: Doug Coughlan	Respond to of 62549

Heavey users also tended to repeat themselves! :-)

To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (25697)	12/2/2002 10:49:37 AM
From: JakeStraw	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Ummmm...damn...I forgot what I was going to post... :^)

To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (25697)	12/2/2002 12:36:00 PM
From: Tomato	Respond to of 62549

Subject: Trust and loyalty . . . An elderly couple are sitting around one evening and the man says to his wife, "Marsha, we are about to celebrate our 60th wedding anniversary. We've had a wonderful life together, full of contentment and blessings. But there's something I've always wondered about. Tell me the truth. Have you ever been unfaithful to me?" She hesitates a moment, then says, "Yes, three times, Sidney." "Three times? How could that happen?" Sidney asks. The wife begins recalling slowly, "Well, do you remember right after we were married and we were so broke, and the bank was going to foreclose on our little house?" "Yes, dear, that was really a terrible time" replies the man. Marsha continued, "And remember when I went to see the banker one night and the next day the bank extended our loan?" "That's hard to take" the man says, "but I guess it really was for us, so I can forgive you. What was the second time?" "Well," she continued, "do you remember years later when you almost died from the heart problem because we couldn't afford the operation?" "Yes, of course" the man replies. "Then you will remember that right after I went to see the doctor, he did your operation at no cost?" she explained. "That's true" Sidney nodded. "That shocks me, Marsha, but I do understand that you did it out of love for me, and I forgive you. So, what was the third time?" Marsha lowers her head and says, "Sidney, do you remember when you ran for Country Club President and you needed 62 more votes...?"

To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (25697)	12/2/2002 2:49:36 PM
From: Ian@SI	Respond to of 62549

I'll only post this once. ... unless of course I forget that I already posted it. ;-) +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Nymphomaniac A relief ??? Jon was looking for a little "action." He picked up a sweet young thing at the bar and took her back to his hotel room. Little did he know that she was darn near a nymphomaniac. After six times having sex, she was screaming for more. After the eighth time, Jon told her that he needed to slip out for a pack of cigarettes. On the way out, he stopped into the men's room. He stood in front of the urinal, unzipped his pants, and felt a moment of panic when he couldn't find "it." After a couple of minutes fishing around, he finally said, "Look, it's okay. she's not here!"