Silicon Investor (SI) -- The First Internet Community

STOCKTALK

We've detected that you're using an ad content blocking browser plug-in or feature. Ads provide a critical source of revenue to the continued operation of Silicon Investor. We ask that you disable ad blocking while on Silicon Investor in the best interests of our community. If you are not using an ad blocker but are still receiving this message, make sure your browser's tracking protection is set to the 'standard' level.

Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: John Carragher who wrote (25734)	12/5/2002 1:05:47 PM
From: backman	Respond to of 62549

WOMEN'S ENGLISH Yes = No. No = Yes. Maybe = No. We need. = I want. I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry. We need to talk. = I need to complain. Sure, go ahead. = I don't want you to. Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful. Do what you want. = You'll pay for this later. I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, you moron! Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead. You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me. Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I have flabby thighs. You're so manly. = You need a shave and you sweat a lot. Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive. It's your decision. = The correct decision should be obvious by now. I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV. How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like. MEN'S ENGLISH I'm hungry. = I'm hungry. I'm sleepy. = I'm sleepy. I'm tired. = I'm tired. Nice dress. = Nice cleavage! I love you. = Let's have sex now. I'm bored. = Do you want to have sex? What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys. You look tense, let me give you a massage. = I want to have sex with you within the next ten minutes. Let's talk. = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I'd like to have sex with you. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit. = I'm gay.

To: John Carragher who wrote (25734)	12/6/2002 12:25:28 AM
From: Neeka	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

TIGER ON A TRIP Taking a wee break from the European golf circuit,Tiger Woods drives his new Buick to an Irish gas station. The attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is. "Top o' the mornin'! Shall I fill er up?" Tiger nods yes and gets out of the car and when he does two tees fall out of his pocket. "So what might those be, son?" asks the attendant. "They're called tees," replies Tiger. "And what would ya' be usin' 'em for, now?" inquires the Irishman. "Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," replies Tiger. "Jaysus, Mary and Joseph!" exclaims the Irish attendant. "Those fellas at Buick think of everything."