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To: Tommy Moore who wrote (25942)12/23/2002 1:18:48 PM
From: Stephen O  Respond to of 62555
 
BABY PLANES
A mother and her young son were flying Westjet Airlines from Edmonton to
Calgary. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother
and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why
don't big planes have baby planes?"

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer that wouldn't lead to items she
was not prepared to discuss with her still-too-young son) told him to ask
the stewardess.

So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats
have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"

The boy admitted that this was the case.

"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Westjet
always pulls out on time. Your mother can explain it to you."



To: Tommy Moore who wrote (25942)12/23/2002 2:00:28 PM
From: John Carragher  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62555
 
Now the silicone is running through her body and she has new problems.



To: Tommy Moore who wrote (25942)12/24/2002 1:09:42 AM
From: High Grader  Respond to of 62555
 
Shot by a 38 ended up a 44.