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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (25957)12/24/2002 1:00:25 PM
From: Karen Lawrence  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62569
 
Signs Your Kids Don't Like Their Christmas Presents

There's something half-hearted about the way they say, "Oh wow -- Q-Tips"

They spend Christmas morning making up games involving wrapping paper

You see them trying to shove everything back up the chimney

Spelled out in Legos on the front lawn are the words "You Cheap Bas*ard"

Moments after they unwrap gifts, you see them for sale on E-Bay.

Your son simply refuses to understand why you couldn't get him two hours alone with Cindy Crawford

They cite your gifts as a major factor in their decision to convert to Islam

You wake up and find the head of Elmo in your bed



To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (25957)12/24/2002 1:18:07 PM
From: Knighty Tin  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62569
 
Karen, LOL. Ungrateful little wretches should have been sent to the witch in Hansel and Gretl. <g>