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To: Doug Coughlan who wrote (25971)	12/26/2002 10:18:16 AM
From: Doug Coughlan	Respond to of 62569

A 60-year-old woman goes for her first visit with a new doctor, taking along samples of all the pills she uses. As the doctor looks through these he comes across a container of Birth Control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do you realize that these are Birth Control pills?" he asked. "Yes, they help me sleep at night." "But Mrs. Smith," says the doctor, "there is nothing in birth control pills that would help you sleep!" "Well, here's how they work," she replies. "I grind one up each morning and put it in the glass of orange juice that my 17-year-old granddaughter drinks. Believe me, doctor, that helps me sleep at night!"