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To: Bald Eagle who wrote (26035)12/30/2002 2:34:28 PM
From: High Grader  Respond to of 62571
 
Is it a rubber bullet?

Lady in church stands up to sing and the man behind her notices her dress is caught up between her butt cheeks. He leans forward and pulls it out and she slaps him.

After church the minister explains to the man that he caused a great distraction and not to do it again.

Next Sunday the minister is astounded when once again the same unfortunate man is slapped by the same lady. After the sermon, the minister asks the man to explain what happened this time.

"Well Reverend, this time, when she stood up to sing, her dress wasn't caught between her butt cheeks. I knew she didn't like that so I tried to put it back in...."