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To: Knighty Tin who wrote (26047)	12/31/2002 10:32:45 AM
From: Barney	Respond to of 62572

Priorities... A screenwriter comes home to a burned down house. His sobbing and slightly-singed wife is standing outside. "What happened, honey?" the man asks. "Oh, Tom, it was terrible," she weeps. "I was cooking, the phone rang... It was your agent. Because I was on the phone, I didn't notice the stove was on fire. It went up in second. Everything is gone. I nearly didn't make it out of the house. Poor Fluffy is..." "Wait! Back it up a minute," The man says. "My agent called?"

To: Knighty Tin who wrote (26047)	12/31/2002 1:09:05 PM
From: Karen Lawrence	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62572

My 2003 predictions: There will be 365 days in the year 2003. Bush will continue to be president. Laura and George won't divorce. Winter will be cold to freezing; summer will be warm to hot. The IRS will except most people to file by April 15 or file an extension. Some errant miscalculation will cause the loss of a multimillion dollar spy satellite, which will end up orbiting Zork, a planet sixty million light years away. The Zorkians will not be pleased. I will not make any resolutions except retroactively when I've succeeded at something. Happy New Year's to all!!!! And many more!!!