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To: RMP who wrote (26129)1/7/2003 11:16:17 AM
From: Ian@SI  Respond to of 62549
 
Cyanide

This fellow comes into a pharmacy and asks for a vial of Cyanide.

The pharmacist, trying to keep a professional posture, asked what he wanted it for.

He answered, "I want to kill my wife."

"I'm sorry Sir," the pharmacist replied, "but you will have to understand under such circumstances I can't sell you any Cyanide."

The guy reaches into his wallet and produces a photo of his wife.

The pharmacist blushes and replies, "I am sorry Sir, I didn't realize you had a prescription."



To: RMP who wrote (26129)1/7/2003 11:33:38 AM
From: Knighty Tin  Respond to of 62549
 
A similar joke, though kind of dated: Ronald Reagan, Jimmy Carter, Tricky Dick Nixon and Clinton are on a cruise ship and it hits an iceberg and starts to sink.

"Get in the lifeboat," Reagan says. "Every man for himself."

"What about the children?" Jimmy Carter says.

"Screw them!" Nixon says.

"We got time?" Slick Willie asks.