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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (26180)	1/12/2003 6:12:54 PM
From: Poet	Respond to of 62552

I thought this was pretty funny in an equal opportunity kinda way: HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM * One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO * One hand on wheel, middle finger out window: NEW YORK * hand on wheel, middle finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: NEW JERSEY * One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: BOSTON * One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES * Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: OHIO, but driving in CALIFORNIA * Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: ITALY * One hand on 12oz double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE * One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's bag out the window: TEXAS * Four-wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: OKLAHOMA * Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: FLORIDA * One hand on the wheel, the other on his sister: ARKANSAS