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To: Canuck Dave who wrote (26212)	1/13/2003 4:16:23 PM
From: EddieMacG	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

Did you hear about the wealthy religious skunk? He went to church every Sunday and he had his own pew !

To: Canuck Dave who wrote (26212)	1/22/2003 6:09:52 PM
From: SofaSpud	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

US Warns 30 Million Canadians Hiding Out In Canada The Department of Homeland Security issued an alert today warning that as many as 30 million Canadians may be hiding out north of the US border in Canada. “These Canadians have been seen in restaurants, airports, on the streets, on ships... more or less everywhere in Canada,” said Richard Newspeak, a spokesman for the Department of Homeland Security. “They have even developed their own beer, their own chain of donut restaurants and a way of speaking where they add an 'eh' to the end of each sentence,” Newspeak went on to say. Unmanned US surveillance drones flying over Canada had no problem identifying the 30 million Canadians, all of whom were wearing toques and parkas, drinking beer and watching Hockey Night in Canada. The warnings come after 12 straight of hours during which the US issued absolutely no warnings, the longest spell the US has ever gone without warning about something.