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To: Jagfan who wrote (26247)1/16/2003 1:40:56 PM
From: Allen J. Tower  Respond to of 62555
 
#5. exactly, When I was 5 years old, my parents threw me into the pond. Once I got the knot untied and got out of that bag, I was able to swim easily.



To: Jagfan who wrote (26247)1/16/2003 2:33:29 PM
From: Jagfan  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62555
 
The golfer was standing over his tee, looking up and down, measuring distance, checking the wind direction and speed. Becoming impatient, his partner asked him what was taking so long.

"My wife is standing on the golfhouse porch so I want to be sure to make a perfect shot," he answered.

"Give it up. There's no way you'll hit her from here!" replied his partner