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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Jagfan who wrote (26250)	1/16/2003 3:50:32 PM
From: Tomato	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62557

Here are some gentile jokes: A Gentile goes into a clothing store and says: "This is a very fine jacket. How much is it?" The salesman says: "It's $500." The Gentile says, "OK, I'll take it." ************************************************************************** ************* Two Gentiles meet on the street. The first one says, "You own your own business, don't you? How's it going?" The other Gentile says; "Just great! Thanks for asking!" ************************************************************************ ************* Two Gentile mothers meet on the street and start talking about children. Gentile mother 1 (said with pride): "My son is a construction worker!" Gentile mother 2 (said with more pride): "My son is a truck driver!" ************************************************************************ *************** A man calls his mother and says, "Mother, I know you're expecting me for dinner this evening, but something important has come up and I can't make it." His mother says, "OK."