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To: Neeka who wrote (26254)1/16/2003 6:35:22 PM
From: Tomato  Respond to of 62558
 
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED:

Old aunts and uncles used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the
ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I
started doing the same thing to them at funerals.



To: Neeka who wrote (26254)1/16/2003 9:20:12 PM
From: Poet  Respond to of 62558
 
Subject: Pharmacology

In pharmacology, all drugs have a generic name:
Tylenol is acetaminophen,
Aleve is naproxen,
Amoxil is amoxicillin,
Advil is ibuprofen, and so on.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for
Viagra, and announced that it has settled on mycoxafloppin.

Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix, and of course, ibepokin.


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