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To: arnold silver who wrote (26409)1/30/2003 4:29:30 PM
From: Doug Coughlan  Respond to of 62549
 
A man walks into a bar. He sees a good looking, smartly dressed woman sitting on the bar stool. He walks up behind her and says, ... "Hi there,how's it going?"

Having already had a few too many drinks, she turns around, faces him,looks him straight in the eyes and says, .. "Listen! I'll screw anybody,anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn't matter."

He says, ... "No kidding! I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with?"



To: arnold silver who wrote (26409)1/30/2003 5:21:22 PM
From: Buckey  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
MY wife is in tears



To: arnold silver who wrote (26409)2/3/2003 9:59:18 PM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
Subject: Lost Kids


Of all the Lost Kid Stories that are circulating through e-mail
nowadays, I really, really believe this one: A small boy was lost in a
rather large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and
through tear filled eyes said, "I lost my Daddy!" The policeman asked,
"tell me son, what's he like?" The little lad replies, "beer and tits"