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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Tony McFadden who wrote (26414)	1/31/2003 2:34:37 AM
From: Karen Lawrence	Respond to of 62549

Jason wanted to get his wife (the color of her hair is irrelevant) something nice for their first wedding anniversary, but also something useful. So he finally decided to get her a cell phone. His wife was very excited about the new phone and told him she loved it. He carefully went through all of the phone's features and showed her how to use it. The next day, she went shopping and took the phone with her. The phone rings and it's her husband. "How do you like your new phone?" he asks. "I love it, but there's something I don't understand," she replies. "What's that?" "How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"

To: Tony McFadden who wrote (26414)	1/31/2003 9:03:26 AM
From: Knighty Tin	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Sort of like the one where the punch line is "two bees or not two bees." I would tell it, but that's all I remember.