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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (26435)2/2/2003 9:35:10 PM
From: Sultan  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62558
 
Not sure if this has been posted here or not.. Turn on your speakers...

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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (26435)2/3/2003 8:21:42 PM
From: Thomas M.  Respond to of 62558
 
The punchline is at the very end . . .

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Declared Value and Limits of Liability

1.In cases where the shipper declares or agrees in writing that the property
being shipped is released to a value not exceeding $100 per package or
article not enclosed in a package, the applicable rate may be determined
directly from Vol. 2 of the FedEx Service Guide.
2.In cases where the shipper declares or agrees in writing that the property
being shipped is released to a value exceeding $100 per package or article
not enclosed in a package, an additional charge for each $100 or fraction
thereof of valuation in excess of the $100 valuation will be assessed to which
the base rate applies, up to a maximum declared value of $25,000 per
package.
3.The declared value of any shipment represents FedEx Ground's maximum
liability in connection with a shipment, including, but not limited to, any loss,
damage, delay, misdelivery, nondelivery, misinformation, any failure to
provide information, or misdelivery of information. Exposure to and risk of any
loss in excess of the declared value is either assumed by the shipper or
transferred by the shipper to an insurance carrier through the purchase of an
insurance policy. The shipper should contact an insurance agent or broker if
insurance coverage is desired. FEDEX GROUND DOES NOT PROVIDE
INSURANCE COVERAGE OF ANY KIND.
4.FedEx Ground's liability with regard to any package is limited to the sum of
$100 unless a higher value is declared at time of tender, and a greater
charge paid as provided in Vol. 2 of the FedEx Service Guide.
5.Packages (including freight shipments) containing all or part of the following
items are limited to a maximum declared value of $100:
a.Artwork, including any work created or developed by the application of
skill, taste or creative talent for sale, display or collection. This
includes, but is not limited to, items (and their parts) such as
paintings, drawings, vases, tapestries, limited-edition prints, fine art,
statuary, sculpture, collectors' items, customized or personalized
musical instruments.
b.Film, photographic images, including photographic negatives,
photographic chromes, photographic slides.
c.Any commodity that by its inherent nature is particularly susceptible to
damage, or the market value of which is particularly variable or difficult
to ascertain.
d.Antiques, any commodity which exhibits the style or fashion of a past
era and whose history, age or rarity contributes to its value. These
items include, but are not limited to, furniture, tableware, glassware
and collectors' items such as coins, stamps, sports cards, souvenirs
and memorabilia. (Collector's coins and stamps may not be
shipped.)
e.Glassware, including, but not limited to, signs, mirrors, ceramics,
porcelains, china, crystal, glass, framed glass, flat panel display
screens (all types), plasma screens, and any other commodity with
similarly fragile qualities.
f.Jewelry, including, but not limited to, costume jewelry, watches and
their parts, mount gems or stones (precious or semiprecious),
industrial diamonds and jewelry made of precious metal.
g.Furs, including, but not limited to, fur clothing, fur-trimmed clothing
and fur pelts.
h.Precious metals, including, but not limited to, gold and silver bullion
or dust, precipitates or platinum (except as an integral part of
electronic machinery).
i.Stocks, bonds, cash letters or cash equivalents, including, but not
limited to, food stamps, postage stamps (not collectible), traveler's
checks, lottery tickets, money orders, prepaid calling cards, bond
coupons and bearer bonds.
j.Ostrich and emu eggs.