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To: Tomato who wrote (26454)2/5/2003 12:26:20 PM
From: Jagfan  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62567
 
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her.

She jumped up and slapped him silly.

He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."

"Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed.

"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."



To: Tomato who wrote (26454)2/5/2003 12:47:59 PM
From: mr.mark  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62567
 
tomato you post the funniest stuff man

requisite joke:

man walks up to another man
says, "quick, you seen a cop around anywhere?"
guy says "no"
man says, "stick 'em up"

requisite joke II:

did you hear about the guy who sent his wife on vacation to the thousand islands

a week on each island

requisite joke III:

guy goes to the doctor
doctor says, "you've got a week to live"
guy says, "i want a second opinion"
doctor says, "all right, you're ugly too"

[thanks henny]