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To: ManyMoose who wrote (26489)	2/7/2003 2:15:18 AM
From: Karen Lawrence	Respond to of 62562

SPEEDING TICKET A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replies in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you took my license away and today you expect me to show it to you!" AUTO REPAIR A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor." She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"