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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (26502)	2/7/2003 2:26:59 PM
From: Jagfan	Respond to of 62549

It's the first day of kindergarten, and the teacher decides to do taste association. ''I'll blindfold you and give you a lifesaver, and you tell me what flavor it is,'' she tells the children. So she gives them all a cherry flavor, and says, ''What flavor is that?'' The whole class answers, ''Mmmm, that's cherry.'' ''Very good,'' the teacher replies. So she gives them all a grape and they reply, ''Mmm, that's grape.'' ''Very good,'' she says again. Then she gives them all a honey flavor. The whole class sits perplexed by the strange taste, so the teacher says, ''OK, I'll give you a hint, it's something your parents might call each other.'' Billy spits his out on the floor and yells, ''Spit 'em out everyone, they're ASSHOLES!''