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To: sandintoes who wrote (26505)	2/7/2003 5:02:37 PM
From: Doug Coughlan	Respond to of 62549

A cat dies and goes to Heaven, God meets him and says "You've been a good cat all of your life, anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask"..The cat says, "Well I lived all of my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors", God said "Say no more" and instantly a fluffy pillow appears. A few days later, 6 mice are killed in an accident and they go to heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer that He made to the cat. The mice say "All our lives we've had to run. We've been chased by cats, dogs and even women with brooms, If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn't have to run anymore" God says "Say no more" and instantly each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates. About a week later, God decided to check on the cat and see how he was doing. The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently wakes him and asks "How are you doing? Are you happy?" The cat yawns and stretches and says, "Oh I've never been happier in my life, and those meals on wheels you've been sending over are the best."......