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To: ManyMoose who wrote (26517)	2/8/2003 10:37:31 AM
From: Knighty Tin	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Dave, We did the same thing in the Army. They stopped when they discovered that the routine turned me on. Hey, there weren't any chicks in basic training. <g>

To: ManyMoose who wrote (26517)	2/8/2003 2:46:25 PM
From: Karen Lawrence	Respond to of 62549

Helpful Hint#1; If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a mug of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage is almost instantly removed. Helpful Hint#2; Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. Helpful Hint #3; Putting just the right amount of gin in your goldfish bowl makes the fishes' eyes bulge and cause them to swim in an amusing manner. Helpful Hint #4; Avoid arguments with the missus about lifting the toilet seat by simply peeing in the sink. Helpful Hint #5; High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Helpful Hint #6; A mouse trap, placed on top on of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep. Helpful Hint #7; If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. Helpful hint #8; Have a bad tooth ache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you will forget about the tooth ache.