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To: honjohn007 who wrote (26527)2/8/2003 5:54:06 PM
From: honjohn007  Respond to of 62549
 
Subject: Fw: Blonde

The Blond girl and her Mommy

A girl comes skipping home from school and shouts "Mommy, mommy today
we did counting and all the other kids only got up to 5, but I got up
to
10, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, that's good isn't it mommy?

"Yes dear it is."
"Is that because I'm blonde mommy?"

"Yes dear it is."

The next day the girl comes skipping home and screams
"Mommy, mommy today we did the alphabet and all the other kids only
got to D but I go tup to G. A, B, C, D, E, F, G....that's good isn't
it
mommy?"

"Yes dear it is."

"Is that because I'm blonde mommy?"

"Yes dear it is."

The following day the girl comes skipping home and says "Mommy today
we did gym class and all the other girls had flat chests but I have
these!"
At this point the girl pulls up her top revealing a pair of amazing
36C breasts. "That's good isn't it mommy?"

"Yes dear it is," replied a slightly embarrassed mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde mommy?"

"No dear it's because you're 25".



To: honjohn007 who wrote (26527)2/9/2003 7:53:16 AM
From: Doug Coughlan  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
Of course we won't mention the fact that Einstein died before the Raiders were in existence. :-)



To: honjohn007 who wrote (26527)2/9/2003 10:52:41 AM
From: Knighty Tin  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
I didn't know George W. Bush was a Raiders fan. <g>