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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Bill Grant who wrote (26538)	2/9/2003 4:51:42 PM
From: Doug Coughlan	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62554

A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, "How much?" The hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job." The guy says, "$500 dollars! For a hand-job! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!" The hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?" "Yes." "Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?" "Yes." "And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's? "Yes." "Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth $500." The guy says, "What the hell? I'll give it a try." They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?" The hooker replies, "$1,500." "$1,500? No blow-job could be worth that." The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of $1,500." The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, says, "Sign me up!" Later that evening, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can't believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth. He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the hooker, "How much for some pussy?" The hooker says, "Come over here to the window. Do you see how the >whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and showplaces?" "Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole city?" "No," the hooker replies,... "But I would if I had a pussy."

To: Bill Grant who wrote (26538)	2/10/2003 9:14:20 PM
From: sandintoes	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62554

Some NEW Redneck jokes... You Might Be a Redneck If 1.Your fishing license is more precious to you than your marriage license. 2. You can name more state penitentiaries than state capitals. 3. You've sent "compliments to the chef" at McDonald's. 4. The only thing you inherited from your father was alcoholism. 5. Your dogs sleep on your bed and your wife sleeps on the sofa. 6. You've been up for parole more times than you've been up for promotion. 7. Both you and your wife wore ponytails on your wedding day. 8. Police ever raided your storage unit. 9. Ever vehicle you own has a winch. 10 You ever cooked in WD-40.