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To: High Grader who wrote (26558)2/10/2003 9:25:10 PM
From: Carolyn  Respond to of 62567
 
They are advertised a lot on late night tv. I just can't wait to try them.



To: High Grader who wrote (26558)2/10/2003 9:38:49 PM
From: Sig  Respond to of 62567
 
Ginsu Knife
The only known use of the Ginsu knife is to open Ginsu nuts
Ginsu nuts are the product of the Ginsu Palm, a sub-species of the coconut palm. It grows only on a small tropical Island also called Ginsu in Micronesia, which was discovered by Pons De Leon in 1642.
The nut is the size of a coconut , having a delicious kernal but a tough hard and perfectly round shell
In fact the only way sailors could open one was to put in a cannon and fire it a against seaside cliff. That is, until someone invented the Ginsu knife. . The knife itself is 4 feet long and weighs 35 lbs, ...................and is........
sharpened by.......................................................................



To: High Grader who wrote (26558)2/10/2003 10:22:51 PM
From: Karen Lawrence  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 62567
 
Signs Your Swimming Pool Needs Cleaning:

Neighborhood kids ask if they can jump on your trampoline.

Kids still pee in your pool, but they refuse to get in.

Skipping rocks across it causes sparks.

New algae species attract a Discovery Channel film crew to your backyard.

The Grim Reaper shows up in his Speedo.

"DREDGE ME" spelled out in algae on the bottom.

You can walk on the water, even though you're only the son of Gus.

Dr. Kervorkian seen filling IV bottles at poolside.

Your recently installed pool filter resembles the Marlboro Man's chest x-ray.

That green tarp covering your pool? Look again.