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To: ManyMoose who wrote (26566)	2/10/2003 10:18:30 PM
From: Karen Lawrence	Respond to of 62549

QUOTES "I asked my wife, 'On a scale of 1 to 10, how do you rate me as a lover?' She said, 'You know I'm no good at fractions.'" - Rodney Dangerfield "I wouldn't mind being the last man on Earth - just to see if all of those girls were telling me the truth." - Ronnie Shakes "I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway." - Jack Handey "President Bush is asking Congress for permission to wage war on Iraq. Some members of Congress are reluctant to go along with the plan so far. All Bush needs to do is remind these guys that, in Iraq, an adulterer gets stoned to death." - Jay Leno "President Bush gave his speech outlining the case against Iraq, and the Fox network was the only major network to televise the president's address. Not surprisingly, Fox insisted on calling the speech 'When Presidents Attack.'" - Conan O'Brien