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To: Knighty Tin who wrote (26578)	2/11/2003 12:03:05 PM
From: Doug Coughlan	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

A little old lady told a friend of mine the other day that all she ever wanted to have in life was four animals. My friend, who has a large dog and a big heart for strays said, "Oh really, what kind of animals do you want?" The little old lady said, "A mink on my back, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in bed and a jackass to pay for all of it."

To: Knighty Tin who wrote (26578)	2/11/2003 2:46:46 PM
From: Fast Eddie	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Another version; Make a Wish This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man. The tiny man sits down, and starts to play the piano. This other guy notices it. "Hey, what's that?" "A twelve-inch pianist. Ya see, I found this magic lamp, rubbed it, made a wish, I got a twelve inch pianist." "Can I try?" The man with the pianist agrees and a minute later, a million ducks fill the room. "Ducks? I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks!" "You really think I wished for a twelve inch pianist?"