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To: Carolyn who wrote (26631)	2/13/2003 3:14:26 PM
From: Fast Eddie	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 62549

The French; The French won't help us get Saddam Hussein out of Iraq. They didn't help us get Germany out of France, either. Why are French streets tree-lined? So the Germans can march in the shade. How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? No one knows. It's never been tried. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands in the air? The French Army. How many gears does a French tank have? Five, four in reverse and one forward (in case of attack from behind). FOR SALE: French rifles...never fired, only dropped once. Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney? Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender. Fast Eddie