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To: The Philosopher who wrote (26721)2/17/2003 4:37:24 PM
From: PatiBob  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
Last year I replaced several windows in my house. They were the expensive double-insulated energy efficient windows. This week I got a call from the contractor complaining that the work has been done for a year and I had failed to pay for them. Boy, oh boy, did we go round and round. I told him no one pulls a fast one on this old lady. Even though I am a senior citizen and used to be a blonde, doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid! I
proceeded to tell him just what his salesman told me last year; that "in one year they would pay for themselves".



To: The Philosopher who wrote (26721)2/18/2003 11:44:12 AM
From: The Rabbit  Respond to of 62549
 
I do.

We look for girl Rabbits!

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CHORUS:
Fish heads fish heads roly poly fish heads
Fish heads fish heads eat them up, yum!

(repeat chorus)

In the morning, laughing happy fish heads
In the evening floating in the soup

(repeat chorus)

Ask a fish head anything you want to
They won't answer, they can't talk

(repeat chorus)

I took a fish head out to see a movie
Didn't have to pay to get it in

(repeat chorus)

They can't play baseball, they don't wear sweaters
They're not good dancers, they don't play drums

(repeat chorus)

Roly poly fish heads are never seen drinking Cappucino in Italian restaurants with Oriental women (yeah)

(repeat chorus)
(repeat chorus)
(repeat chorus)
(repeat chorus)

yeah