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To: The Rabbit who wrote (26734)	2/18/2003 12:22:46 PM
From: sandintoes	Respond to of 62569

A boy and his date were parked on a back road a few miles from town, doing what boys and their dates often do, when the girl stopped, and said, "I should have told you this earlier, bit I'm actually a hooker, and I charge $20 for this." The boy was annoyed, but he paid her, and they continued about their business. When they were done, the boy sat behind the steering wheel staring out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" the girl asked. "Well, I really should have told you this earlier," he replied, "but I'm actually a cab driver, and I charge $25 to get back to town."

To: The Rabbit who wrote (26734)	2/18/2003 5:41:36 PM
From: Poet	Respond to of 62569

Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride. With a word or two of thanks, she got in the car. After resuming the journey and a bit of small talk, the Navajo woman noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally. "What's in the bag?" asked the woman. Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, "It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband." The Navajo woman was silent for a moment, and then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder said, "Good trade."